One T-Shirt.
$1000.
No explanation.

"It's not that the T-shirt is expensive. You're just poor."

 I can't afford it

THE PURIFICATION RITUAL

For every shirt purchased, 50 mass-market garments will be sacrificed in fire to the sound of ancient Latin prayers.

The $1,000 T-Shirt
$1,000.00
Original $1,000 white t-shirt front view with NFC chip tag - 1000DOLLARTSHIRT